Back by popular demand! We have added a limited quantity of Zen Monkey and Alien Lotus Men’s Tees just in time for the Holidays. Head over to the SHOP and grab some before they are gone.
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Nice shirt designs here. Yo, you gonna make up some kind of contest for people to do do some crazy shit to get them a shirt? Maybe video of something legal yet borderline crazy. You could have minions of crazies running around for one shirt! Just a thought.
Great designs, would love to have bought some, any chance that you would/could make some shirts in bigger sizes like 3XL and 4XL??
Can anyone that’s actually purchased a HP shirt actually comment on quality/design?
As an interested buyer, I’d appreciate some kind of review.
Bought the Zen Monkey on the first shipment, it’s still in great shape. Very comfortable and rad design
Okay now, admittedly he did come on a bit strong about that, but good lord dude…did that really offend you or something? This WOULD be the proper place to “bitch,” and if the shirts really are of the quality he claims, then the customers need to no about it. Personally I doubt it, but why do you have to be so rude in addressing/replying to his comment?
know about it*
restock the joey diaz shirts cocksucker!! im hi as fuck and i need my shirt…….XL!!!
I’ve owned the zen monkey and head shirt since February and they are still in brand new condition. They are my favorite shirts, so soft and great designs. Even though they are kind of pricey the podcasts are amazing and free. Buy them cocksuckers!
Just ordered a Zen Monkey v-neck. Will give a full and fair report on the shirt quality upon receipt and then after a few months wear. I agree with K-Tahs that tho the shirts are pricey, the pod casts are free so it kinda evens out. And I’m not rich like you fuckers obviously are, so there.
Got my Zen monkey in august, wore it more than any other T since, Its been washed pretty much weekly (40 weeks) and HONESTLY, its still in perfect condition, no shrink, no fade and still soft as a motherfucker. At the time i felt the price was a pretty steep too,especially aftr uk postage, bit its very much worth it. hope this helps. VERY HAPPY and back for more! Peace!!
Okay, I am back. Just got the goods today, way to go with the quickness on the shipping, guys!
My observations on the shirt. The shirt is made in Nicaragua. What? No love for Dov and American Apparel? Bit of a disappointment that the shirt wasn’t amurrican made but whatever. The graphic is awesome, just the right size, not too obvious this is a stoner shirt, unless you know your references. Colors are nice and bright, high quality transfer, great design on the graphic. Love the relentlessly staring 3rd eye on cousin primate.
My only complaint, the shirt runs a wee bit small, so def order to size. I ordered a size up and I’m glad I did, the girls needed the room. Not a very stretchy t-shirt fabric, either. Nice deep V neck for maximum cleavage display, however. :thumbup:
I am very pleased, thanks guys.
I will report back in a few months with an update on how the shirt is holding up, but I really don’t foresee any problems.
Ha Ha, sorry, my old man wouldn’t like that.
Update on shirt. Has gone thru wash couple dozen times, no shrinkage, design still looks nice, colors have not faded. I wish it were all cotton as well, but it’s a nice shirt nonetheless. Doesn’t feel or look like a polyester blend shirt. No regrets on this purchase, thanks guys.
Excellent work, would love to have bought some, Will you be making these shirts in a large size?
got the zen monkey and alien lotus shirts two days ago an they are probably two the greatest things Ive ever bought online i love these shirts and will be making more orders soon
How do these fit? I bounce between XL, XXL, and XXXL depending on the make cut, etc…
As if my life wasn’t difficult enough through out my daily events and ventures, now you had to go and throw this monkey wrench at me…WTF, how am I sposto ever pick a shirt when each one I getting cooler and cooler looking as
I brouse through….damn it Joe Rogan you’ve done it again…great work on all of em but ima have too go ahead and cop all 4 out o maybe 5…and that’s what’s up…when people see me in my new higher primemate I’ll be putting em in the mental Joe Rogan coke hold lock, a Jedi mind trick with no holds bar, broken and scarred, around there neck like a turtle neck scarf…..and that’s the bottom line cuz Joe Rogë said so…as stone cold watched….gangstå
When I look at the pics online….the shirts seam LONG. Can anyone spread some light on the subject? I am specifically interested in a LARGE. I love the designs but I am a little hesitant to purchase a shirt that does not fit me well.
i wish these shirts were more colorful
Joe!! Restock Lotus Alien in Medium cocksucker!!! Also, how about some of the design in other colors? A white Alien Lotus would be the shit!! Knuckles for the designs, they are awesome!
please get the zen monkey and alien chakra in large soon! its always sold out! PLEASE!!!!
Restock on the Cosmos Shiva anytime soon perhaps?
Please restock pretty much all your shirts please!! My husbands birthday is in NOv and came her to order him a large alien chakra only to find ther is no shirt at all I can get him at the moment. Wish I wouldn’t hear about them on the podcasts and then find I can’t even buy any.
Higher Primate needs to evolve… (.. )
would love to buy a bunch of your tshirts, uhum, if you had any! Cmon guys I WANT TO GIVE YOU MY MONEY!
try restock da shirts already
i was gonna buy a shirt, 1st, cus theyre awesome, 2nd cuz your podcast is free and u guys remind me of my buds and our values when we have a chance to hang out…..but holy fuck…..$30 is no homo, but the cheapest shipping makes it $40,,,crazy ….ill give ya props anyway..i love you guys, but i cant afford ur tees ….just some critisim, because fuck you thats why! but shit son…cheaper shirts, free advertising, ..people ask “whats ur shirt?” ” oh dude, joe rogan podcast, u hafta hafta check it out”…..ill still promote though! as much as i can.. i just want more fee/cheap shit! keep doin what u do!!!!!
I bought a large alien lotus boy beater. Great design and quality but considering I could barely get my arms through a $50 package (NZD + shipping) without ripping it considerably, I was pissed off. If anyone’s wondering I’m 6’2 200lb so I’m skinny which is why I bought large rather than XL but I doubt an XL would fit regardless. All my other singlets are Large and fit loosely, so measurements specific to these products would of helped.
In response to my other comment…
Turns out alien lotus boy beater is a womens top. Now I just feel like a fucking dumbass
cmon joe, plz overdoze on some more bulletproof coffee and get us some more zen monkey Tee’s dot plz! Miaw
Is it possible to order TALL sizes? My man has the hardest time finding shirts and I would love to get him one for Christmas.
Yo Joe, are you going to be releasing any more of these? They are bitchin and I wouldn’t mind repping a few down here in australia
Please restock the zenmonkey Tee’s soon Joe!!1 cmon!!!
I really want to buy like 6 shirts but $80 for shipping & handling is absolutely insane(i could buy 2 more shirts haha), Is there any way to get S&H a wee bit cheaper???
could you please restock the Alien Lotus Boy Beater,
hey joe how about some rashguards?
Last night on live ustream Joe said the site was restocked. The site is not restocked.
I need to get my hands on the monkey zen shirt and lotus shirts. Restock please.
I wear a large and am interested in buying a shirt today. How do these shirts fit? Slim-fit? Regular-fit? I need an answer now cocksucka!
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